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Buddha 3

Hamfist McPunchalot
I've been shot at, but not hit.
I've been stabbed twice.
I've been bitten by more dogs than I care to remember.
I've been bitten by seriously poisonous snakes.
I've dislocated all my fingers at least once, most of them more than that.
I've taken bonejarring blows to the face, but strangely I've never even had a nosebleed in all my life. I am now convinced that I have a bionic nose.

The most horrible injury (visually at least) I ever inflicted on someone was a dislocated knee. Basically, it folded the wrong way. :(
 

Buddha 3

Hamfist McPunchalot
Buddha, might i ask what you do that brings you into harms way so often?
I'm in the music industry.... :D

Seriously though, the shooting happened when I was doing repo work (let's just leave it at that).
The stabbing happened when I was still bouncing and when a crackhead tried to rob me.
The dogbites happened all through my life, I have a nice scar on my face from when I was a child and stepped on a dog's tail. I'm not afraid of dogs though, I love them, but it's just something that can happen with dogs around.
The snakebites were from not wearing full length trousers while trekking through a steamy South American jungle.
The dislocated fingers are from playing American football.
The blows to the dome are from fights I've been in (as a bouncer, and in the streets) and the dislocated knee I inflicted was also when playing American football. I took down the other team's lead-blocker, but as we went down my helmet slammed into the ballcarrier's knee, causing it to fold the wrong way. So you could say I saw this happen just a few inches from my face. Never heard a guy scream like that, it was horrible.
 

PornstaR

B'TEMPER FTW BOOOM!!!
Dec 23, 2005
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preston
Visit site
i have a "pride of lancashire award for bravery".
this was achieved by taking down a bag snatcher (with a blade). chased him for ten minutes round preston city centre before trapping ,disarming and detaining for the police.
 

Fisz

Ka mate!
Jun 10, 2006
810
10
43
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I am the proud owner of a special swimming license which you get together with a daft looking yellow striped swim cap (hence the customary name of the license - yellow cap). This means I am licensed to swim up to 1000m away from the shore. The requirements one needs to fulfill is to swim 1500m in standing water using no less than at least 2 swimming styles and one of them must be done on your back.
After all these years I'm still wondering - will the fish be able to read my license 1000m from the shore or should I really wear the daft cap?
 

Leezo

Official Planet Eclipse Tech
Aug 21, 2007
896
16
53
Leadgate
I have been shot at quite a lot and shot at people and also saved my mates life and I'm not talking about Paintball.
I also hold my Bronze medallion for swimming
I have met and received an award off the Queen(not related to the first)
 

Phoenix

Well-Known Member
Oct 13, 2008
502
74
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Kent
I Managed to get blown up in a previous job suffering 25% 3rd degree burns resulting in skin grafts on both arms and some nice scarring. (Hence the username).

I also have graphite from a pencil that I stabbed myself with when I was a kid under the skin on my right knee and I am very pleased to know that I am not the only one that suffered this terrible fate!
 
Jun 11, 2008
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I don't have a chat up line but I can lick my eyebrows.
I gave up beer once - terrible 24 hours
I've seen cooks wearing a camo dress on a romantic horse ride with another baller - male
I've been on a plane back from Sweden when Robbo asked the stewardess to spray another passengers with air freshioner because he stank (he did n all)
I've sat with Piper in a bar in harlem and afterany hours of talking toot discovered the sexiest sentence a woman can say is 'moist pink panties on a plinth'