American kids need to lay off the sugar....

[Hairbear89]

Originally posted by hello there deary
aparently he's looking for a 16" Stiffi to try out....

Don't worry Luke, I wont be coming to you for that, you'd only let me down

 

[Mr. Suicide]

I have a 16" and a 14" which one would you like? much prefer 14's....

Luke.

 

[Hairbear89]

Don't want either thanks, you've probably got some weird crud stuck in them. The last thing I want is the contents of my balls (paint) being spread on the wrong person

 

[Azz3h]

Make sure you use a barrel sock... condom?

 

[Graham-DV8]

ha ha, morphing time

But yeah, 2nd one defo a micky take....