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stongle

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AGG is A Gay Guy

EuroAGG (much cooler and trendier than plain ol'AGG), is Stongle, a man so in touch with his heterosexuality he can wear Pink and get away with it. Besides it lowers a women's defences, as she believes you're in touch with your feminine side, 5 mins later you're in there like a rat up a drainpipe. If that don't work, try the trusty "Rusty Razor blade line" **Warning not to be attempted by minors** EuroAGG also requires you to have owned more guns than you've played tournaments and to be a 10th Dan black belt Ninja Warlord turned Ronin. EuroAGG is best not attempted in swinger bars in Norway (as Shuck knows), far too powerful a weapon.

Evil Sharks Leigh is an extra from the Wizard of OZ, and we have no idea what's he's doing in this dimension.

Don't be fooled by fake pretenders or wannabes.
 

Mario

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man glen is totally aggaliscious. He has a pimp hat/visor thing, he wear a chain like wot skaters wear, has pink ninja shoes as well as a pink shirt and he drives a really fast car.

Glen - the most agg dude in the UK :)