"Over the years I've managed to develop some serious character faults of which I'm quite proud" -Kryton
"We are alone in a Godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe...still, you've got to laugh haven't you?" -Holly
"That's it, we're deader than tank tops!" -Cat
(After asking whats available to eat) "RIMMER: Just a Pot Noodle. Oh, and I found a tin of dog food in the tool cupboard.
LISTER: Well. Pretty obvious what gets eaten last. I can't stand pot Noodles."
Incase you can't tell, I love Red Dwarf!