A question for the Ladies....

[Tortoise-Licker]

yes but i bet you get all the privelges that come with such occasions. Me I have nothing of the sort and my balls a full to bursting

Mind you I have found out that I can chat up and flirt without the fear of getting caught and no more of that sneaky eyeing up women in the street i can actually oggle them now

Anyhow whats wrong with Tortoise Licker Vouchers[tm] [now to be known as T.L.V.'s].
I'm a gentleman of the old school. and just goes to show that Gallantry is not dead

 

[wild turkey maz]

Presents...

Count yourselves lucky...my other halves birthday is on 12th Dec as is our anniversary and then its bloody xmas!
And it's her 30th.
I thought a nice shiney EBlade would make a lovely gift we could share......your thoughts please.
BTW she hates paintball.

 

[Syd (NSPL)]

Presents...

Originally posted by wild turkey maz
BTW she hates paintball.

Dump her now!!!!

 

[wild turkey maz]

Re dump her now!

Yeah, but she cleans my kit!

 

[Gurney]

Another gift idea...

Originally posted by DickySixx
What about a lovely Pearl Necklace?

Theres always one
Hey Cook$, go for a safe bet m8, take her shopping and let her choose

 

[one of the chicks]

i think.....

that plus delievered flowers xmas morning and ur on to a winner! lillies and roses r always a safe bet wi girlies x

 

[TROG_1]

If your gonna take her shopping, I'd avoid going into Wrexham. I know your already there but you need to take her somewhere a bit more classy, like Mold or maybe Buckley. You could always get her a tattoo or piercing voucher. The gift that gives forever(or never lets her forget....Hehehehe!)
Either that or just buy her a hangover.

 

[JohnJ]

Cooks,
I'm impressed at your efforts - I thought you would have gone straight for the peep-hole bra and crotchless knickers

You could always treat her and get some boxer shorts to go with your kilt.

 

[Jack Daniels]

If she really is on about dumping you, then i would suggest.....................................a turd on a string !

 

[Syd (NSPL)]

Read the thread mate... she ain't gonna dump him. He's just trying to do something nice! Ahhhhhh.