Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous E-Jocks,
O, what a panic's in thy bo**ochs!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
Tsunami wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring race-guns and e-blade cockers!
Div ye nae mind yer history, man? That insignificant 'someone ' you quote would be William Wallace c1270 - 1305!! (or was attributed to him by Mel Gibson, anyway)!!