1. Every year, parks in London alone are doused with one
million gallons of dog urine.
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2. The germs present in human faeces can pass through at least ten layers of toilet paper.
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3. The best (?) recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27
feet. (This is not me by the way! - JM)
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4. Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it
does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass through the system
and is passed without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to pass long sticky trails of gum, like a
pink spider's web.
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5. Several well-documented instances have been reported of
extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still
sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the
rectum inside out.
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6. It is physically possible to cough your guts up.
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7. If your body's natural defences failed, the enzymes in your
gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from
the inside out.
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8. What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to
handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through
most filtration systems? Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a land fill site and buried You guessed it - pubic hair.
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9. Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.
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10. Edward II was murdered by several of his lords because he
gave too many privileges to his homosexual lover. They pushed a
red-hot poker through a piece of marrow bone 0.5 metres up his
rectum.
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11. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was
33 feet in length.
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12. A woman who had recently visited South America, where she
had been on safari in local rainforest, began to experience severe
pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and
constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitus. It
became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which
revealed that a spider had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural
cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around
inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed.
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13. A man in Australia, concerned about a growing lump on his
nose, was examining it in the mirror and saw a red back spider
crawl out. Doctors found an entire red back nest inside his
nose.
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14. An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland hospital with
stomach pains. It was found out that a remote control was
stuck in between rolls of fat and had eventually become an
abscess.
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15. Another woman in Queensland who had lost a lot of weight
went to the doctor with a big, hard, horn-like object protruding
from her abdomen. Closer examination determined that it was years of compacted belly-button fluff.
Admit it you didn't want to know did you
million gallons of dog urine.
> >> > >
2. The germs present in human faeces can pass through at least ten layers of toilet paper.
> >> > >
3. The best (?) recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27
feet. (This is not me by the way! - JM)
> >> > >
4. Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it
does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass through the system
and is passed without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to pass long sticky trails of gum, like a
pink spider's web.
> >> > >
5. Several well-documented instances have been reported of
extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still
sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the
rectum inside out.
> >> > >
6. It is physically possible to cough your guts up.
> >> > >
7. If your body's natural defences failed, the enzymes in your
gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from
the inside out.
> >> > >
8. What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to
handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through
most filtration systems? Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a land fill site and buried You guessed it - pubic hair.
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9. Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.
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10. Edward II was murdered by several of his lords because he
gave too many privileges to his homosexual lover. They pushed a
red-hot poker through a piece of marrow bone 0.5 metres up his
rectum.
> >> > >
11. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was
33 feet in length.
> >> > >
12. A woman who had recently visited South America, where she
had been on safari in local rainforest, began to experience severe
pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and
constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitus. It
became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which
revealed that a spider had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural
cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around
inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed.
> >> > >
13. A man in Australia, concerned about a growing lump on his
nose, was examining it in the mirror and saw a red back spider
crawl out. Doctors found an entire red back nest inside his
nose.
> >> > >
14. An obese woman was admitted to a Queensland hospital with
stomach pains. It was found out that a remote control was
stuck in between rolls of fat and had eventually become an
abscess.
> >> > >
15. Another woman in Queensland who had lost a lot of weight
went to the doctor with a big, hard, horn-like object protruding
from her abdomen. Closer examination determined that it was years of compacted belly-button fluff.
Admit it you didn't want to know did you
