£1000? spend it on hot chicks
sorry, my pc crashed.
10 Reasons to spend £1000 on hot chicks:
1/ You won't trade in your hot chick 2 months later to buy a better one (unless the new one is really really hot)
2/ You'll be able to play with a hot chick no matter what the chrono marshal says
3/ You can get your hot chick out whenever you like, even in public
4/ You don't need to spend £100 on a feeder so a hot chick can swallow your balls faster
5/ You won't need to get a hot chick anodized to make her look better - some high heels and a mini skirt will do the job
6/ A hot chick works even better when she's wet
7/ Hot chicks aren't bothered about the diameter of your balls, just that they're clean
8/ Hot chicks won't burst your balls if their batteries go flat
9/ You don't need to spend £500 on an air system to shove up a hot chick's ass. But if you do, you've got SERIOUS problems
10/ Hot chicks RULE