Fire Alarm

[Tony Harrison]

I was at work today and at approximately 6.25, had just sat down to take a dump.

Mid-crap, the fire alarm went off.

Great timing, I thought.

Like any other gentleman, I remained calm, finished my business, finished reading the paper, washed my hands then made my way back to my office, collected my jacket and exited the building.

Does anyone else have any fire alarm stories?

I'm sure that if you're a fireman, you'll have several.

 

[Cook$]

I also like to take a dump during work.

 

[Vox900]

I had a the fire alarm go off halfway through one of my chemistry ASlevel exams... And it was raining haha

 

[Dave284]

I sit on msn when I'm taking a dump at work.

 

[Smally85]

I sit on men when I'm taking a dump at work.

Fixed.

I have many a fond memory of being awoken at 3am in the morning because my flatmates in halls have decided to smoke some of their special stuff hanging out of the window whilst drunk.
Always amusing to see 100 drunken students in the freezing night wearing very little!

 

[Dave284]

Fixed.

I have many a fond memory of being awoken at 3am in the morning because my flatmates in halls have decided to smoke some of their special stuff hanging out of the window whilst drunk.
Always amusing to see 100 drunken students in the freezing night wearing very little!

well played homeslice.

the only amusing fire alarms were at school, a fire drill ment a chance to skive off lessons for an hour

 

[Nickeroo]

I have a couple of friends who seem to take pleasure in contacting me whilst they take dumps in work.....

back on the main topic, a fellow colleague of mine and oneself used to enjoy rather philosophical chinwags whilst taking poops in work.




Oh wait, the topic was on fire-alarms? how crap is that!!?

 

[AL21784]

I set a fire alarm off once. . . True story. . .


AL

 

[das_ist]

i set fire alarms off all the time, but then again that is part of my line of work. i hate having to attend a job when the alarm has been set off and im needed to sort it out.

 

[Dark Warrior]

I was at work today and at approximately 6.25, had just sat down to take a dump.

Mid-crap, the fire alarm went off.

Great timing, I thought.

Like any other gentleman, I remained calm, finished my business, finished reading the paper, washed my hands then made my way back to my office, collected my jacket and exited the building.

Does anyone else have any fire alarm stories?

I'm sure that if you're a fireman, you'll have several.

Now there is where you broke the rules