I never kiss on a first E-date; you must think I'm sort of virtual slag Cook$, I am virtuous I'll have you know and most certainly not inclined toward the Stongle version of sexuality thankyou.
Corrrrr blimey, that's rich coming from an individual who would nail any poor wench that was unlucky enough to venture within a 3 mile radius of your pheromone trap.
Mind you, I wish I had one tenth your scorecard tho a slight improvement on the 'quality' side of things wouldn't have gone amiss
You rotters! I thought this was paintball rumors, not the News of the World!
You ought to be hearing from my lawyers, although if it quacks like a duck.....
Pete, if it weren't for the fact that divorce is so expensive I'll happily go mono et mono in a south London pulling contest. Your Steve Austin (plus tache) Vs my metro sexual Terry Thomas!