Numbers 2 and 3 are pretty obvious too. They share the same last name.
Your turn...
I think my number 2 will come as little surprise to readers of our forum over the last 5 years or so, it is none other than the Millennium Series' very own resident Gestapo officer, Corporal ulrich von kilnkerhoffen.
He wins this nomination for having the social skills of a warthog with an acute haemhorroid infestation .........
I have absolutely no clue as to how this man has gotten thru life without a good ole fashion ass-kicking, and boy does he deserve one.
I have never known a man so devoid of basic manners or respect for paying customers .. he truly is, a blinding example of a pig in a uniform, un 'frikkin' real.
Hmmmmm ..... number 3, lemme think awhile ....