Anyone watched this series? I watched the last couple of series as my wife is a pretty decent cook/chef and has a financial interest in a small restaurant so its good/interesting to see... or so I thought. So we recorded this series and now that I am back home for crimble, I thought I would catch up 100% to date...
What a load of f**kin spanners these people are. I have never known so many incompetant **** stains together in my entire life (apart from one of my old sponsored PB team's of course
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Seeing dickheads try to open cans with 10" blades is just a tad wierd, a camp hairdresser who would piss you off simply by looking at you and then seeing 2 complete dingles who couldnt cook a bloody sausage roll get into the final....
Bloody hell, TV has really hit the ****s and I am guessing the usual queue of wanna be famous pricks wanting a reality TV opportunity must have done a bunk when that frog came a calling...
I'm thinking of creating a new series, Ant Farm, where we film the activities of millions of Ants who live in a clear plastic box, very much like Big Brother, but with less bollocks and chat - infact no chat at all unless you can understand Ant of course. It's also going to have Ant & Dec in it (get the pun there?) where we actually feed Ant & Dec to the ants, and the ants have to rip em apart to survive. We can film it for 40 weeks, and evict one Ant every 1 or 2 minutes - people ring in at a cost of 60p each - sure fire money spinner I reckon.
What a load of f**kin spanners these people are. I have never known so many incompetant **** stains together in my entire life (apart from one of my old sponsored PB team's of course
)Seeing dickheads try to open cans with 10" blades is just a tad wierd, a camp hairdresser who would piss you off simply by looking at you and then seeing 2 complete dingles who couldnt cook a bloody sausage roll get into the final....
Bloody hell, TV has really hit the ****s and I am guessing the usual queue of wanna be famous pricks wanting a reality TV opportunity must have done a bunk when that frog came a calling...
I'm thinking of creating a new series, Ant Farm, where we film the activities of millions of Ants who live in a clear plastic box, very much like Big Brother, but with less bollocks and chat - infact no chat at all unless you can understand Ant of course. It's also going to have Ant & Dec in it (get the pun there?) where we actually feed Ant & Dec to the ants, and the ants have to rip em apart to survive. We can film it for 40 weeks, and evict one Ant every 1 or 2 minutes - people ring in at a cost of 60p each - sure fire money spinner I reckon.
