ok...this is what you do
tell the missus you are going to paintball...have a curry ( takeaway near by) couple of pints ( again near by) pop back to the site and let off a few boxes ( after you donate yor cards and wallet) suck on a tictac and a polo ( donated by owen as he has a mint farm ) and no body is the wiser
sorted
come on mint flavored paint thats a good one as paint dont taste that great spech when hit in front ov mask. nothing beter than a fresh breath is there ( think the donation a biy much for a pint,paint,field,takeaway,and mints) think i might stay around my area got female organs to play with here thay only cost a pint or so lol