It's an awfully long story but imagine someone writing a series of posts that had all the sophistication of a starfish and the grammatical construction skills of a clam.what actually happened with kane? i missed it seems it was really funny too.
or simply, he was being a idiot, thew idiot got mocked, and mocked, and mocked ...It's an awfully long story but imagine someone writing a series of posts that had all the sophistication of a starfish and the grammatical construction skills of a clam.
His heart was in the right place but his cranial cavity must have been inhabited by his pancreas.
That just about sums up our Mr Kane and his inaugural thread.
Well, not unless the Elephant and Castle can now be described as the seaside (I was on a visit there), and trust me, even in a parallel universe, it can't.Robbo, have you spent the day at the seaside? Thats an awfully nautical way of describing it!
I disagree with your choice of metaphor though. I mean, starfish, lacking in sophistication? In my book having five limbs is pretty damn sophisticatedWell, not unless the Elephant and Castle can now be described as the seaside (I was on a visit there), and trust me, even in a parallel universe, it can't.
I did however keep the metaphors 'in-house' after I started off with the starfish, it just makes it tidier