Tommy I feel I need to abuse you for this post.......... But I have no idea what you are saying in your young persons speak!
Then both of them need to get out.............. A lot more and talk to people in the real world! Youth of today!Piper, I think Tommy (both of them) are professing to having an emotional attachment to an inanimate object. Additionally, both seem to be anthropomorphising said object with the application of names. I hate to think what bedtime is like in Tommy world