You have a large record collection? What are you, 85?
I can't believe you've never heard my work if you've been in the scene for so long. I was even on Springer, twice! The insults I suffered on that show (especially the 2nd time) were terribly scathing, but even those fools didn't question my womanhood! You've cut me deep Mr Bigkris, and I don't think I'd like to play with you anymore.
If there were any real men around here I would expect them to leap to my defense. In fact there are some guys on here that have sampled Missy's goods already, and I am pretty sure they would consider me 'all woman'.
Uh huh. I think i will hand over to the venerable Mr Tone Loc.
"I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina"