The definative guide for paintball by ballers for ballers

[Robbo]

Ticking bomb, me thinks.

Not really Tom, it's predicated on the notion there is a brain there to hold the information .....



[worm put on hook]

 

[spangley_special]

I died !

...um when did that happen!?

 

[Robbo]

...um when did that happen!?

I'll try and let ya know

 

[Kitch]

I can't believe you are all berating this user, obviously since he has joined this forum a full 3 months ago he has acrued a vast amount of knowledge, and wishes to put it to good use benefitting us all.

Please put me down for a signed first edition, if you could make it out to J.R.Hartley and I will send you a copy of my book on fly fishing

 

[Bon]

Although it could be interesting if every member of the forum wrote a page about what they think their place on the forums is, shove it all in a book and call it "The Chronicles of P8ntballer, the Members the Mods and the Ban Hammer"

 

[spangley_special]

Although it could be interesting if every member of the forum wrote a page about what they think their place on the forums is, shove it all in a book and call it "The Chronicles of P8ntballer, the Members the Mods and the Ban Hammer"

now this idea I like

 

[Skeet]

How about a cook book that teaches women how to cook naked.
This could be the first cook book to span the male and female audience.


Pictures of naked ladies would appeal to the men.

And the women get to learn something useful.

For example, the many creative ways in which they can wear their hair...down there...

I could write a section on waxing...I'm very knowledgeable for a bloke...could also include a paragraph on "Sugaring" so it ties in with the cooking theme...

I would call the book, "Cooking up The Horn".

Also my plagiarised recipe for Burgers.

 

[matty s]

I think you might have to have a comprehensive knowledge of the subject matter first before writing a book because, if you want it to sell, then the potential purchasers will maybe wanna know what ya done, where ya been, how long ya been playing, what levels ya been playing, who ya coached, what you've written before ....you get the picture?
Ballers are a discerning bunch and ain't gonna be buying no book from someone who they might feel ain't earned the stripes.

somone like hhhhhhmmmm, i wonder who robbo is thinking of ....

 

[onasilverbike]

...lots and lots of pictures of me.

Hmmm, you get the fame, I get the royaltie$, I like!

 

[Random Invert]

Now I think about it its not a bad idea, a definative guide, you should whack up a sticky in the newbie section. Include paintballing terms, standard kitlist, toolkit, tourney rules etc.

Books a bit much but its not a bad idea.