I like to think about context.
At a tournament, they call out the teams they want to whatever field, as I am sure you know.
Call yourself, "The Team That's Gonna Own 'Em"
"Field one! Momentum and The Team That's Gonna Own 'Em!"
Great all the time you are winning...
Lesbians. That's a great team name and sure to get you a fan base at any tournament..
"Erections and Lesbians, field two" Perhaps you could extend it and make it contextual too.
"Mud Wrestling Lesbians, field 3"
More seriously.
Ampsheer Adehkshaan
Pants from Hants
Gerof Moi Laand
South Coast Squealers (for no other reason than it sounds hilarious)
Smooth Down South (itsh shexual no?)
Southern Tossers (great when playing Northern teams, coz they can't offend you)
Double Team Mike Hunt (great over the Tannoy)
Mike Hunt (tannoy again, but funny in Tesco's too)
Squelchy Squad
Double Hard Nutters In Pink (will help to wear pink)
Stiff Nips (no offence to any dead Japanese)
Destructive Testing
Clumsy Stako Owners (should keep the enemy at bay)
AIDS
Night Crawlers
Purple Throbbers
Erect Members (...and that's the first erect member down/in the box)
Viagra (could get great sponsorship from Pfizer, and they are in the South)
Bandit Country
Band of Blubbers
Naughtius Maximus
Da Da DingDing DingDing DingDing Ding
Well, I am sure that was very helpful and I certainly enjoyed it