Urgent help needed

[Lucky]

who said they're friendly, i like it rough.

You F#CK#Ng Lying welsh sheep scaring git

I thought you were joking............you do know my wife

 

[Tom Allen]

You F#CK#Ng Lying welsh sheep scaring git

I thought you were joking............you do know my wife

damn........sussed

 

[Snowwolf]

I laughed

 

[westy]

100% Amazin lol just what i needed b4 i hit da sak

 

[Skeet]

Guys,

I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don’t know them.’

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my marker bench and gear bag so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with ‘the girls. ‘

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my gear bag , that I heard a leak coming from my 08 Ego. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

You git.

I was all pent up with genuine concern for you then!

 

[Pmr Man]

funny as!

 

[stongle]

You git.

I was all pent up with genuine concern for you then!

Yeah, I nearly fell for it too. If it was genuine, hit her in the face with a spanner and then toss the dirty cnut into a woodchipper.

 

[synergy]

funny as hell thought you was being serious too start was going too tell you to get rid of her that way you dont have to lie too her about how much your new marker cost i can hear it now "honestly darling the new ego 09 is only £150" well thats what i tell my wife when i buy something

 

[Skeet]

Yeah, I nearly fell for it too. If it was genuine, hit her in the face with a spanner and then toss the dirty cnut into a woodchipper.

I like your style, sir

As opposed to a woodchipper, I quite like the longevity of an MRM machine...

 

[stongle]

I like your style, sir

As opposed to a woodchipper, I quite like the longevity of an MRM machine...

Word, beats pigs anyday of the week. I also find if you blanch the bitch in hot water first when she's chopped into bits you can mix with plaster and redecorate your lounge. Hence disposing of the body in the process. Putting her under the patio or motorway is soooo 80's.