The Inevitable New Year Resolution thread....

[Cook$]

Now I actually did a search to see what my resolutions were last year, and they were so good, I think I'm going to do them all again this year...

I'm going to:
Start smoking, then give it up
Walk my dog more (threepeat)
Get funny
Grow a moustache
Buy a fleshlight
Not buy an Ipod
Win the All Valley Karate Championship
Brush my teeth before I go to bed.

 

[Skeet]

Now I actually did a search to see what my resolutions were last year, and they were so good, I think I'm going to do them all again this year...

I'm going to:
Start smoking, then give it up
Walk my dog more (threepeat)
Get funny
Grow a moustache
Buy a fleshlight
Not buy an Ipod
Win the All Valley Karate Championship
Brush my teeth before I go to bed.

Heh! Fleshlight...nice one. I have a Sybian on the way. Gonna try and back engineer it

Vow to give up smoking for the 5 year in a row.
Might actually try, for the 2nd year in a row.
Stop pandering to the needs of every other ba$tard in my house and actually use some money, to set up MY little ventures, which have a higher chance of coming to fruition.
I also need to walk my dog more.
Win "Best Avatar"...nope, done that on here and on another forum already this year!

 

[Devrij]

I'm gonna be realistic, I hate pointless resolutions. So here are some I might actually do:
-Get really comfortable doing supermans
-Try as many new sexual positions with my gf as she'll allow("T squared" is top of my list)
-Get out of my overdraft
-> get a job
-Post at least one semi-nude picture of myself on this forum
-Mythbust "The Angry Dragon"

 

[spangley_special]

Grow a moustache

...actually considering that at the minute. I know I'd look like a dodgy Mexican immigrant yet I'm still finding the idea totally compelling

 

[Bon]

Be more abusive to people on the forums who speak with bad grammar and spelling.

 

[Skeet]

-Try as many new sexual positions with my gf as she'll allow("T squared" is top of my list)

Which one is that then?

 

[Cook$]

Which one is that then?

Careful now you two....

 

[Devrij]

Which one is that then?

It's cool man (nothing ambitious either), really frees up your hands (we kinda mocked it up last night to see how it would work). You lie on your side perpendicular to her, she lies on her back with her legs in a chair-like position over your hips (though she said it was comfier with one leg hooked over my arm). Like spooning....sort of. Enjoy

Anyway, it's my new year's ambition to try it and some others I've earmarked

 

[Skeet]

It's cool man (nothing ambitious either), really frees up your hands (we kinda mocked it up last night to see how it would work). You lie on your side perpendicular to her, she lies on her back with her legs in a chair-like position over your hips (though she said it was comfier with one leg hooked over my arm). Like spooning....sort of. Enjoy

Anyway, it's my new year's ambition to try it and some others I've earmarked

Oh, yeah. Mrs Skeet likes that one. May I recommend (without wanting to thread jack or be gratuitous), that you try adding a pillow or two under the lower back, for access to the cul de sac

And because of the free hands, a Silver Bullet from AS.

I vow to make more of the Burgers I made today...awesome.

 

[chuckwood]

Loose 2 stone.
Annoy Bon as much as possible.
Enjoy my new job.
Get my wedding planned.
Not buy too many Markers.
Play some tourney paintball.
Be nice to the Mother in law.
Shoot Sol Man Jay repeatedly.
Surf again.
Actually get more kills than deaths on COD 4 and not swear at the 13 year olds who call me nOob.
Annoy Bon.