Maximum result..
Nudist on strike.. combined with knocking on old womens doors asking for treats..
That could be pretty messy
But seeing as your drunk.. I shall let you off God help the person that comes across you drunk
Nudist on strike.. combined with knocking on old womens doors asking for treats..
That could be pretty messy
But seeing as your drunk.. I shall let you off
God help the person that comes across you drunk 
If you are a nudist, and find it soooo cold you have to wear clothes, you should pin a picture of your c0ck and balls to the fly of your trousers so as not to defer from your nudist beliefs.Stolen from Viz as per many of my jokes.
yeah so get stabbed, then sent to jail for having some kind of weapon on you.
so its a prison sentence instead of being the victim, very smart move.
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Thanks everyone
I found a load of camo/woodsball stuff under some other crap and went as a soldier. In a garrison town I thought it was the safest bet...
I found a load of camo/woodsball stuff under some other crap and went as a soldier. In a garrison town I thought it was the safest bet...
I realise that now im sober, sorry. Im just impressed I didnt make any spelling mistakes.
I had a Halloween party at my house last night. It was quite good. There were slutty cowgirls, slutty faeries (the female kind with wings), slutty nuns, a slutty catwoman and there was me, dressed as a priest...