How about let nature (Darwinism) takes it course and allow life to slowly and inevitably shape the future of this poor imbecile ....... he will obviously assume his given role in society by practicing his daily mantra of 'Do you want fries with that Big Mac sir'? before grinding obscurity has its wicked way with his tortured mind and he disappears into the morass of modern society only to reappear one day as a candidate in Pop Idol for his 15 minutes of ridicule and 'fame'.......
I'll shut up now