Wow she plays ball as well !

[GOJONNYGOGOGOGO]

5 minutes

well there goes 5 minutes of my life I will never get back again.

but at least she had some good advice talk talk talk whilst on the field.

 

[Skeet]

funny how her advice was to ask other people for advice

What, did you expect her to give out her Cell and say "Hey, if you want any advice about first time paintballing, just give me a bell!"?

Dumbass...

Cook$: Married her did he? You know what they say about how to stop a girl from "making Turkey noises"....

 

[dextrus]

i bet the marshall's would love to check her

 

[Devrij]

You know what they say about how to stop a girl from "making Turkey noises"....

Give her a good stuffing, stick her in the oven, then serve her to your family with potatoes.

So what if she's a tad boring and isn't up to all you e-studs' standards, she plays 'ball. Who wouldn't want a gf you could leave bruises on without fear of the police? There aren't many 'baller chicks about, so at least this one's relatively attractive. Personally I prefer my girls to have a bit more meat on 'em.

 

[Kitty]

Dev you should be banned from posting on all public forums lol

 

[Skeet]

Give her a good stuffing, stick her in the oven, then serve her to your family with potatoes.

So what if she's a tad boring and isn't up to all you e-studs' standards, she plays 'ball. Who wouldn't want a gf you could leave bruises on without fear of the police? There aren't many 'baller chicks about, so at least this one's relatively attractive. Personally I prefer my girls to have a bit more meat on 'em.

TFP edit: Some more of the usual Skeet stuff...

 

[Skeet]

Show me the fittest woman in the UNIVERSE, and I will show you a man who is bored with what he would once kill for.

The grass is always greener on the other side isn't it mate?

Sadly, many find that it was simply a trick of the light, once they get there.

 

[Kat]

Dev you should be banned from posting on all public forums lol

Agreed

 

[Kitty]

No actually now skeet has been banned, probably best not to put them together lol

the world would implode

 

[ShelleyHicky]

Amanda Beard is the new paintball pin up in my opinion.

Americans always have such nice ... teeth