'beer' scam

[Skeet]

That's not how you make babies dude....

Luckily for her, or we would never have had kids!

Reminds me of that joke.

There's a whole bunch of Sperm, swimming along.
A couple of them start chatting.

Sperm 1 : "So, how long is it 'gonna take to get to this Egg then?"
Sperm 2 : "Oh God...Ages mate, we've only just cleared the Tonsils"

 

[Furious1337]

Luckily for her, or we would never have had kids!

Reminds me of that joke.

There's a whole bunch of Sperm, swimming along.
A couple of them start chatting.

Sperm 1 : "So, how long is it 'gonna take to get to this Egg then?"
Sperm 2 : "Oh God...Ages mate, we've only just cleared the Tonsils"

Haha ive never heard that joke but love it

 

[Skeet]

Haha ive never heard that joke but love it

Steve the Sperm, was a proper achiever. From the time he was born, he worked hard, trained hard. By the time he reached the Epididimus, he would tell his friends,

"I am the strongest, fastest, biggest sperm here. I'm 'gonna get to that Egg first and I'm 'gonna make this guy a Father."

Anyway, one day he was next in the queue, the pressure was building and Steve was as ready as he had ever been.

Suddenly, he was off...shooting through a dark tunnel and WHAM!!! into the light.












"This is it, THIS IS IT!!!! Ohhh nooooo, TISSUE!! YOU W*NKER!!!!!"

 

[Furious1337]

Steve the Sperm, was a proper achiever. From the time he was born, he worked hard, trained hard. By the time he reached the Epididimus, he would tell his friends,

"I am the strongest, fastest, biggest sperm here. I'm 'gonna get to that Egg first and I'm 'gonna make this guy a Father."

Anyway, one day he was next in the queue, the pressure was building and Steve was as ready as he had ever been.

Suddenly, he was off...shooting through a dark tunnel and WHAM!!! into the light.












"This is it, THIS IS IT!!!! Ohhh nooooo, TISSUE!! YOU W*NKER!!!!!"

Haha, did you make these up or get told them?

 

[phil-boy]

I didnt read this in time and got "scammed" at the weekend, I feel Violated !!!!!!

**And I had a really bad hangover !!!!!

 

[Devrij]

Solution: refuse all drinks. Women will eventually administer "beer" to themselves, rendering them helpless to your tactless advances upon them.

 

[Echowitch]

Solution: refuse all drinks. Women will eventually administer "beer" to themselves, rendering them helpless to your tactless advances upon them.

Hmm I was always led to believe that the counter to "beer" was to administer "bacardi" or its sister liquid "vodka" to women. Women have an aversion to "beer" apparently !!

 

[Skeet]

Hmm I was always led to believe that the counter to "beer" was to administer "bacardi" or its sister liquid "vodka" to women. Women have an aversion to "beer" apparently !!

Nah, the type of women that Devrij goes for, have a pint in each hand...