I know what you're thinking: I should write one for Razzle too
nah i'm thinking you should have slipped it in after she passed out
...oh and its not rape if you shout "suprise" first!
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nah i'm thinking you should have slipped it in after she passed out
...oh and its not rape if you shout "suprise" first!
nah i'm thinking you should have slipped it in after she passed out
...oh and its not rape if you shout "suprise" first!
surprise sex
That's how I used to get away with bum lovin' the Mrs. When she used to manage a previous Restaurant, she came home real late and knackered, was very exciting..."will she wake up...or not...if not, will the money shot wake her up, what with the swelling involved?"nah i'm thinking you should have slipped it in after she passed out
...oh and its not rape if you shout "suprise" first!
I could go further into detail (the humourous bit that I found out later), but I won't unless pressed or if Dskize asks...
Mrs Skeet has just gone out dancing and has stated that she wants to be seriously boned later on...so I am sharpening up the filleting knife, as we speak...not a metaphor.
"Yoohooo SURPRISE HUNNY!!!! It doesn't stop there, oh no, the boys from the pub are filming it and the landlord is why you can't speak!"surprise sex
i had an ex whom was quite partial to doggy, so i used to do the last second divert tactic to get my bum lovin
but again the "Supprise!" technique comes into effect
What, the over enthusiastic withdrawal that leads to "pop out" and stealthily guiding into the "top hole" on the down stroke?i had an ex whom was quite partial to doggy, so i used to do the last second divert tactic to get my bum lovin
but again the "Supprise!" technique comes into effect
I tell you what. The second best thing, about secret bum lovin' (you must try it), is when they go for a pee in the morning and fart...absolutely hilarious.
In fact, I would go as far to say, that that is on a par with the whole "will she wake up" bit.
And, because you have to be stealthy and monitor their breathing etc (slow breathing means, deep sleep), the build up means that the grand finale is often better than it would have been if she was awake!
I am such a bad person...
Does that mean we don't want to hear about the humorous thing that I found after admitting to Mrs Skeet, what I had been doing for a few months?
Actually, i don't think that I could say it really, even if we weren't censoring stuff...it's my wife for God's sake!
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