how does everyone afford paintball!...

[JimbobUK]

Rentboy? Lol.

Nah I make and sell firetoys, and I do fireshows (see avatar).

Here is an example of one of my shows in france:

I saw my mate do that once. Thats pretty cool.

 

[Furious1337]

furious, how many papers/rounds do you do?! christ almighty..!

34 papers aday, every day apart form sunday

 

[chris w]

ouch, bet you walk round like the hunchback
if its in the morning, double ouch.

 

[MJ]

what ever you do dont get into organised crime!

 

[danrandon]

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Could you do that in a good sized garden in Kent, with wedding guests about perchance? August ish?

need a wedding photographer skeet?

 

[Kat]

the most you can get donating sperm is £250 per time - however as people have said, due to new laws any children produced will be given your details.


there is one way around this - when sent in the little room to donate - whip out a tub of your mates sperm and hand that in.

then in 18 years when they come and see you ask for a dna test - it will prove you are not the father.

I have to wonder how you'd go about getting your mates sperm without him knowing...

And I doubt I could get away with that ¬_¬

 

[Skeet]

need a wedding photographer skeet?

Not for me, I have done that bit (nearly 3 years now)...it's my Bro in Law.

I think they have one, but only for the ceremony and V expensive (for them).

Are you cheap Dan?

As for Sperm donation.

No, you cant donate as often as you feel. They wont accept sperm under a certain amount of time. Reason being, what "comes" out of what you think is a knob, isn't comprised of much sperm. So after a couple of goes, your basically not going to be providing the goods.

Also, if you are paid for your sperm, while they may release details to any conceived children, they have no claim over your money, if the correct Sperm Bank procedure has been followed.

Whoever took the sperm from the bank, did so freely and without your presence, so any child has no right to money or anything like that.

AFAIK.

 

[Stokecity_m]

I have to wonder how you'd go about getting your mates sperm without him knowing...

And I doubt I could get away with that ¬_¬

you'd have to ask him - it's only polite.

as for doing it - it's happened in this country already - i'll try and find a link

 

[Skeet]

I have to wonder how you'd go about getting your mates sperm without him knowing...

And I doubt I could get away with that ¬_¬

Heh, suck up to him or just rob his "special sock" that he keeps under his bed, or rob any prophylactics that he may throw away after ny activity.

Easy.

 

[Devrij]

not quite. If they choose to sue - which has been a case in previous cases - not quite sure what for - probably child benefits that they missed out on or something - **** knows.

But if they go down that route and succeed in getting you to court or whatever then unfortunately you cant really ignore them.

A load of us from school were planning to go down and do this until some bright spark pointed out a case where this had happened. The money is definately attractive and apparently UK sperm banks are low at the moment

They can only sue if you have a genetic deformity you witheld (knowingly) from the sperm bank. You aren't liable for anything legally. The money isn't attractive. You can receive up to 250 quid reimbursement for your losses (ie bus, taxi, loss of work) and you have to produce receipts etc. There is no money, otherwise I'd be there now. I called up and asked some questions a while back, it's not profitable in any way