how does everyone afford paintball!...

[danrandon]

Nah, I don't have an office. I have handled my meat in an orifice though...that's entertaining till she wakes up.

I quite often make Sausage and bacon sandwiches in my van in Tesco's car park though.

Cumberland from the deli counter, Finest Baton, those cooked bacon rashers for salads, nick some butter from the cafe bit, sit in my van with my lock knife and prepare it all.

Washed down with their version of Red Bull in a bottle (two 500ml bottles for £1.50!)

Let me know how they taste, I may have to go to Tesco myself in a moment

nice very nice, may taste better with some cat 5 shrouding flake in them

 

[Lovetone]

The really sad thing is, the kid who does loads of paper rounds maybe a bit of marshalling, might earn £100 a week.

Yet, compared to me, he can afford to spend all of that on paintball, yet I couldn't afford to spend £100 a MONTH on paintball and I earn about 6 or 7 times that!

Growing up is so expensive...stay away from girls, live at home or in your car...maybe...and you should be alright

If you are on £36,000 and cant afford £100 a month disposable income something is really wrong dude...

 

[evoonline]

you could become a pimp and whore out your sister? i just work though

 

[TheRenton]

If you are on £36,000 and cant afford £100 a month disposable income something is really wrong dude...

car, wife, house, pets, debts leaves less than £100 a month disposable for me if i try and save too no idea how I afford all my stuff! oh yeah, mr plastic!

 

[Echowitch]

Blackjack and hookers

Or be a pimp toilet seller.

"Selling ho's to john's, and john's to ho's......smells like money to me !!!"

 

[Skeet]

If you are on £36,000 and cant afford £100 a month disposable income something is really wrong dude...

Well...average is about £33k so roughly £2000 a month take home.

Mortgage £750
Loan £250
C-Cards £60
Life Ins £75
House Ins £35
Car Ins £55
Sky £40
Phone £50
Water £35
Gas £37
Elec £70
C-Tax £90
Car Tax £25
TV Licence £11

So that's £1583 before you start.

Then petrol £80, food £100+, incidentals, clothes for the kids, smoking etc.

I doesn't go far mate!

 

[Skeet]

nice very nice, may taste better with some cat 5 shrouding flake in them

Of course, you can't go wrong with CAT5e.

So you enjoyed it (them) then.

You can call it the Skeet burger and it can feature at your BBQ's mate

 

[Kat]

I afford paintball by:

Working, I wouldn't work if I didn't play.
Borrowing
Bothering people
Generally selling things. Sold a strap recently which is paying for my flight to Sweden.
Not having a social life if I need more cash

 

[Banil]

Student Loan lolol

 

[BigDaveUK]

Skittle "sticker upper"
Paper boy
Cat food taste tester
Mime
Leechfarmer
Flatulence Analyst
Embalmer
Grave digger

The sky is the limit

LMAO

but if ya hadent of eaten the macdonalds you could be up 37 quid and thats another 100 paintballs

Thats some damn expensive paint you buy!!!


Oh and chef(thats me )`s tip of the day, to make the mince go further in your burgers, soak some breadcrumbs in milk, squeeze excess out and add it to meat! bulks it out without killing texture or flavour. winner!!

EDIT: oh yeh, i afford it by working 2 jobs. and a 3rd when i get the odd day off