"Rule 111 of Man Law: Everybody is Irish on St. Patricks Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patricks Day. Green and/ or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter."
I'm going out, going to wear last years hat though as this years ones look terrible. Not sure i'm up to the 10 pints of guiness challenge but I did it last year and i'm going to tempt it again.