LOL, I can really identify with that. Deal hunting when the dinner you have lined up consists of cardboard and wildflowers.
Don't come on here flaunting your wealth at me you inconsiderate ba$tard!
I will have you know, that in my world...Wild Flowers don't grow...they need sunlight and nurture...such things are not abundant in my world.
As for your "ooh la la" cardboard entre, I can't afford to buy things that come in cardboard boxes and any that may be outside, softens and disperses in the relentless rain, very quickly.
Even if there was a bit, that was intact enough to pick up, I wouldn't be able to see it in the perpetual gloom.
But, don't let my feelings get in the way, you just carry on rubbing my nose in it...God damn elitist motherfcuker...