Not that it really matters, for many reasons, not least of which, is the fact that the draw is over.
I would not tell anyone that I had one, though the perpetual grin on my face, might be an issue, as usually, I look fairly solemn, even when averagely happy.
Just for giggles and because I know my wife likes it, I would buy the 6 bedroom bungalow opposite my mother in laws (the one with the big basement, attic conversion, detached huge garage, wrought iron gates etc).
It isn't for sale, but it was and with £96M in my back burner, I would think it would be available.
I would offer the owner to pay rent on a suitable house for 1 year, so that he could move out almost immediately.
I would then randomly furnish the house, buy the best 7 seater car available (likely a Mercedes) as well as a black Ferrari for me and some sort of high end saloon, like an Audi S8.
All cars would be purchased while wearing the scruffiest clothes I thought I could get away with.
I would later, convince my wife, to take a look around the place, as the owners had moved out (her parents would tell her that) and arrange for a fake estate agent to let us in etc...and finally, after looking in the garage, present her with her new house keys and ask the estate agent to leave, so she could perform the natural act that she will so want to do...bitch at me for not telling her.
I would give my current house to my brother in law and his soon to be be wife (after paying the Mortgage) along with a suitably healthy bank balance.
I would also sort out the rest of my family, throw a large party for my entire team at work of some 130 people, semi anonymously (until during the event).
I would likely take a very, long holiday.
I would take advice and try and set up a very favourable paintball venue, seeing as I wouldn't need the money to pay for it, prices would be good, then I would sit and watch as nobody ever used it.
I would try and enjoy my money, give generously to random good causes at my whim.
I would be such a damn fine bloke with all that money behind me.
Not that I am not a damn fine bloke at the moment, but my generosity is limited to my available funds.
Many of
YOU, would be tested and should you pass the test, rewarded.
I would also ask Mikey to arrange a get together, at my new venue, on me.
Anyway, back to the real world...for now.
