There's Pikeys everywhere in Carlisle. They tend to ride horses sideways everwhere with no saddles blocking up roads and smoking.
Don't ever look up if someone asks you for a ciggerette, they don't want one, they're waiting for you to look up so that they can say 'What are you looking at?' and hit you.
The Snatch pikeys are best.
Grumble grumble.
Katxxx