Cro you old git, that's actually three negatives, and no doubt was composed for comedic effect. I'll give you the fact that Nige's punctuation is like a 13 year old kids at times thoughThat line is shameful Nige, a double negative and a spelling error to cap it off, we'll overlook the excessive use of exclamation marks, just this once mind.
Go and write "I'm a knobber" 500 times.
One thing that is missing from the above (and this isn't just kids) is those who choose to turn up to play without basic essentials such as batteries, allen keys etc.
As for batteries, fooking make them pay for them, I do, what annoys me more is "I've got a carbon fibre barrel and can't use a fluffy in it, have you got a squeegee I can clean it with?" That really pi$$es me off.
OK, you can stop writing your lines but u haz 2 get mi a cawfe 2moro init m8But Cliff,
You dont know nothing about nothing!!!
See you tomorrow mate
Nige