That line is shameful Nige, a double negative and a spelling error to cap it off, we'll overlook the excessive use of exclamation marks, just this once mind.You dont know nothing about nothing!!!
Go and write "I'm a knobber" 500 times.
One thing that is missing from the above (and this isn't just kids) is those who choose to turn up to play without basic essentials such as batteries, allen keys etc.