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Its 4.34am and its F*ckin' SNOWING!

Jonny 03

www.carlisle-reball.co.uk
It's just turned 17.30 hours and I can report there are currently no more signs of the vicious snow that calculated a nighttime strike on the sleeping British population in the early hours returning as we enter the final quarter of SNOW WATCH 2008!

We can now confirm snow sightings in the north of the country, as you can see from surveillance images taken from our eye in the sky. According to eye witnesses it snowed for all of 3 seconds before pishing away into damp crappy puddles because it’s England. Although yet to be confirmed it has been reported every school, work place and house will be shut down for at least two months as volunteer rescue parties attempt to recover Britain from what can only be described as the apocalypse! More in an hour! From me, Ed Winchester its back to you in the studio...