12 cans of CarlsburgOn the 12th day of christmas... I was very, very drunk
11 trips to the toilet
10 jaffa cakes
9 rounds of wii bowl
8 rings on the phone
7 mates come over
6 police arrive
5 mates scarpa
4 police give chase
3 am they leave
2 people left
and cook$ found in a tree. . .
'Tis the season.