The internet is free, so why not use it for anything i need to use..Well...that was a good choice you made there, might retain some of your limbs.
In the words of Detective Castlebeck (Gone in 60 Seconds)
"...don't ever talk about my wife."
This is a grown up conversation, for grown-ups. You have a picture of your ageing maths teacher, as your avatar.
As for Dr Bit, he was raving and it was funny
But your wife still aint bad skeet