Does he work for Customs now?Jesus Christ
I wouldn't want him on the end of a phone to me.
"Hello, is that SmallVille paintball supply?"
"It sure is. How can we help you today?"
"Great, well..my name is Jesus and I am calling from British Customs and Excise, regarding a package you have sent to one, Mr Marshall"
"Arm sorry, did you say your name was...Jesus??"
"Yes, that's right, Jesus Christ...also known as Jesus of Nazareth...you know, back in the day"
"The guy who did all those miracles and got persecuted and crucified?"
"The very same. I don't do miracles now though, since I got back I have been working for Customs and now I just ruin peoples days. So, bearing that in mind and well, we all know WHO my Dad is...how much was that package REALLY worth..hmmm?"