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paintball v's airsoft

A.B

London E.C.I 2008 retired
Jul 8, 2002
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oh my life- i'd forgotten how great the dancing paintballers video was.

Thats the route to tv acceptance

link the BBc to it right now
 

Skeet

Platinum Member
but the whole airsoft v paintball is so old i think jesus posted summat about it!
in fact i'm guessing jesus was a paintballer

I think it was that "Footprints" bit, that is most thought of as Jesus' balling comments.

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along Huntingdon beach with the LORD.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his teams DVD.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.


When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.


He also noticed that it happened at the very
slowest and extra loved times in his life

This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:

"LORD, you said that once I decided to ball with
you, you'd watch my ass all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my career,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when the poo hit the fan
the most you would leave me."


The LORD replied:

"WTF? Shut it bitch!
I backed you up and you know it.
During your times of pain and mugging,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I run the c*nt down and covered your lane. Ungrateful *******!"