05 rammer cap destruction

[Skeet]

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.

Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley....and the sweet thing is, the stupid a$$hole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

KYLES MUM: "What the Hell is a Rim Job?"
CARTMANS MUM: "Oh, that's when you put your feet behind your head and have someone lick your a$$"

Southpark Rocks. http://allsp.com/

 

[Skeet]

Is that the greatest quote you have ever made Skeet

Quite possibly, but then, these things don't worry me. Whoring myself to an old boiler to save me a few hundred quid that I don't have, is fine in my copy of Black Lace.
And it isn't like I didn't know what I was writing...is it?

 

[onasilverbike]

Find a normal slotted screwdriver that you can bang into the hole tight.
Then put gun between leg etc, grip screwdriver with hands or Mole Grips and turn.

Or, if you're blessed with a comprehensive tool kit a TORX driver often does the job, gripping in the corners rather than the flats.

 

[Samwell]

lol dont really fancy smacking a screw driver into the back of my baby
spoke to planet
sending it off tomorrow
all it will cost me is a new ram cap and postage so hopefully issue solved
cheers guys

 

[Skeet]

lol dont really fancy smacking a screw driver into the back of my baby
spoke to planet
sending it off tomorrow
all it will cost me is a new ram cap and postage so hopefully issue solved
cheers guys

Your choice, but, ramming a screwdriver into something that is buggered, wont bugger it any further...just make it easy to remove.

I will point out, that by ramming, I mean carefully, rather like you would with a Lady...

Then twist the crap out of it...rather like you would with a Lady.

 

[Samwell]

supose your right they will be able to get it out anyway as long as i dont **** it completely
i shall try

 

[Samwell]

This bloody cap isnt reverse treaded is it coz its jammed tighter than ...... well fill in the blank

 

[Skeet]

Nope....is the blank..."tight thing"?

Here lies the body of dear old Dick.
He went through life with a twisted Pr!ck.

All his life was a lifelong hunt,
Looking for the girl with the twisted c*nt.

When he found her, he dropped down dead.
For the one he found, was left a hand thread.
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[Samwell]

i was personally thinking somthing more graphic than tight thing but whatever works

lol think thats the first time ive smiled all night lol

 

[JTD1993]

You only smiled? I nearly fell off my bed laughing..

Joe