Honey.

[DeepPyro]

Sold my 06 Ego to someone down the local site.

Got a angry email literally hours later saying I had sold them a broken gun. MSN'ed him to ask what the problem was.

Guy - The gun you sold me is broken
Me - What's wrong with it?
Guy - The bolt is broken, the pin falls out and a part flew out the back
Me - How did it happen?
Guy - I took the bolt out
Me - Why?
Guy - To have a look
Me - OOkaayy
Guy - I took the pin out and this bit flew out the back and the pin just falls out now.
Me - Did you read the manual....wait a minute you took the pin completely out??!!
Guy - I didn't read the manual, and yes I pulled it all the way out.
Me - How??!
Guy - I pulled really hard
Me - Look at the manual, you shouldn't have done that.
Guy - Oh

It wouldn't have been so bad but I had shown him how to take the bolt out already!!

DP

 

[Hoodless ECI]

Wasn't there someone not long ago, asking if they could take a shower with their E-tek to clean it up? Because they had seen it in a promotional advert?

We've all done something similar

 

[Bolter]

Gilly from K2 was playing a Bully's event with an EBlade, and the bolt pin fell out. So he pulled the trigger and the bolt flew out the back of the gun. He pulled the trigger again and the ball came out of the back and gogged him. True story.

That is brilliant

 

[Golddust]

This is an absaloutley class topic
Some people do some such stupid things, what kind of a ...... chucks stuff away that he found inside his gun, it must have been there for a reason or, puts the bolt in the wrong way, omg that made me laugh

 

[jamess]

as if he put that in his marker hahahahaha thats class

 

[---{RoB}---]

f***in retard lol

 

[Ralph]

I thought a girl called Honey had rubbed his bolt and that's why it was sticky...... No, oh well

 

[JTD1993]

I thought a girl called Honey had rubbed his bolt and that's why it was sticky...... No, oh well

Well he's got problems, it wouldn't move

 

[Kitch]

thank fcuk he wasnt shopping on sloth

 

[Ranger]

may i stand ashamed of myself in the corner.

Early last year i was working down a t sabotage in milton keynes. we had a big group from mc donalds in and things were not going according to plan...gog lifting etc. So there i was lunch time doing a strip and clean of all 40 field use infernos. Not really thinking and still relatively new to the inferno i reassembled them and regassed them all. So off we trot back into the field, 3-2-1-game on, everyone gets a shot away and then the sound of 40 markers failing all at once.
It turned out that i had put the bolt in back to front on all of them. Fortunately the punters were unaware and we put it down to a atmospheric issue, sorted the markers and got play rolling again. Thankfully the manager decided to save my blushes.