At my old house we had a driveway on a steep downward slope to the garage.
Eagerly riding my bike home from the other side of the estate (KFC dinner!)
I stood on the pedals while going down the slope into the garage.
The garage door was not open quite as high as I thought. Took a curved approach into the garage and sliced a line down my scalp on the corener of the garage door as I went in! I fell on the floor and screamed like a baby for around 15 minutes
The pain has got to be similar to death! a good 10 times more painfull than shoulder dislocation
Lost 2 pints of blood and had 18 stiches in my bonce. Nice