You know you think about paintball too much when...

[Skeet]

And i bet you know what o'rings it takes, how to service it and how many languages the manual is in, right

Of course...it likes special rings, that start off tight then loosen up, a regular and thorough servicing, applying liberal amounts of lube is essential and the manual languages...thats excellent...its Cunnilingual...

 

[Kraazon]

When you start to get bruises from your girlfriend hitting you becasue you keep walking your fingers on her shoulder.

 

[Hoodless ECI]

when......your father bans you for life, thus getting you kicked from your hard-earned Millennium div-1 squad taking you back to square one, all because he despises the sport in which we all love....(all sympathy appreciated)

 

[Skeet]

When you start to get bruises from your girlfriend hitting you becasue you keep walking your fingers on her shoulder.

That's because your walking them on her shoulder...take a look at Guppy's comment...might learn something.

I have thought about paintball, while I should have been thinking about other things, in order to prevernt or delay certain...functions.

And that is the truth...

 

[Dark Warrior]

When you are on the forum @ 3:50 am

 

[jknight15]

When you are on the forum @ 3:52am and have work in 4 hours

 

[Dark Warrior]

When you are on the forum @ 3:52am and have work in 4 hours

Haha 7:30 start for me

 

[jknight15]

Haha 7:30 start for me

8:00 start but I gotta be out the house for 6:30 to catch the train

 

[Dark Warrior]

8:00 start but I gotta be out the house for 6:30 to catch the train

The joys of public transport

 

[jknight15]

Aye, gotta take public transport to my work to build multi-million quid public transport parts then take public transport back home at the end of the day

Did i mention I take the bus sometimes too?