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Cook$

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I love the Nuts ad...
Women, don't expect any help on a Thursday.....
Don't try mowing a lawn, opening a garage door, changing a wheel, all of these tasks are waaaaaaay beyond your means, and your man is reading, well, porn really, but porn for school kids.

Stick to the normal things that you struggle with. Pickle jars for instance. Or asking "Is he a goodie, or a baddie?"
 

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I would be very surprised if the school could force anyone to play whether they are male, female or pregnant female.
Lawsuit waiting to happen.

I wonder what the baby would be thinking/doing while its mother is getting shot at???
Snap shooting behind the umbilical cord??? :confused:
Diving for cover and head butting the womans bladder:D


We had some dopey woman come down to the site thinking acceptable footware were high heals/stilettos :rolleyes:

Another reason for pregnant women not to paintball, morning sickness inside a mask is not so good.


All for women playing paintball, especially the ones that squeal when they get shot lol
 

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Robbo can get away with anything seemingly, a combination of him being a mod, being so bloody big, and knowing everyone worth knowing in the sport :).
You omitted having an IQ that is gross being another reason.......you gotta think about that play on words for a minute or two but I will trust you Rosie to work it out :)
 

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If you didn't do anything some people told you you 'shouldn't', your life would be pretty different now, wouldn't it?

You're as bad as this fundamentalist guy we saw on a documentary
"women are stupid, even if they have a PHD, even a million PHDs, a man is still better"
....friend of yours pete? :)

If some women suck at life, it's their own fault, it's not hard to read a manual and set the video player yourself, or fix a bike...I'm probably going to earn more than my partner (if I stay with the guy I'm with now)....

...I'm going to stop now, I never engage you on this because I'm well aware I never win ;).

and, I don't really hold myself as a "limp wristed, lefty, tree hugging, PC idiot" either :D

Well Rosie, you have always been a bit of an exception to the stereotype and you definitely ain't no limp wristed, lefty, tree huggin whatever ...but you are still hostage to a million years (give or take) of evolution that has robbed you of sufficient levels of testosterone to enable certain skills in your life as you grow up.

There's some interesting research being done that has shown a connection with testosterone levels in the foetus with the ability to read maps and also spatial awareness.
It makes interesting reading, especially for sexist pigs like me..oink, oink !

:)
 

evoonline

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..or there's a burglar in the house or

you want custody of the kids or

you need to get from A to B or

there is a roundabout ahead or

you need to park the car or

you need to buy something quickly or

you need something mechanical fixed or

you need to do some maths or

something scientific needs understanding

shall I go on?


:)
yes please. im enjoying this :)
 

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All is well,the Deputy Head who suggested that my wife should go paintballing had to go herself,and my wife remained at the school.I hope the kids put a few balls into her head and made her see a little sense,these people are in controle of your kids h/s very very frightening.
 

Rosie

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Well Rosie, you have always been a bit of an exception to the stereotype and you definitely ain't no limp wristed, lefty, tree huggin whatever ...but you are still hostage to a million years (give or take) of evolution that has robbed you of sufficient levels of testosterone to enable certain skills in your life as you grow up.

There's some interesting research being done that has shown a connection with testosterone levels in the foetus with the ability to read maps and also spatial awareness.
It makes interesting reading, especially for sexist pigs like me..oink, oink !

:)
Fair enough, no argument with any of that.

I thought for a moment you'd made up the study, but no, :D
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4202199.stm :)
Interesting though that you say I'm an exception to the rule, as in that article it talks about ring finger length- my ring fingers're much longer than my index finger.

How the hell can you rebut Darwin is what I say?
Well the only other (slightly) sensible argument is creationism (I say sensible compared to other things such as theories about aliens, clams, and other bizarre stuff), but that really doesn't cut the mustard. I highly doubt God buried the dinosaurs 'just to test us' :). I don't think anyone's attempting to refute Darwin or saying we have the same amount of testosterone (heaven forbid, if women had the same amount as you guys or this would be hot stuff http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h84/92rt095/?action=view&current=Susan20the20She-Male.jpg )

Errr...yeah, I'm not refuting that we're different, but that doesn't mean you have to tell me to go 'back to the facking kitchen' :), because that's just offensive and frankly silly, like telling you to get down the mines 'cos you're a big bloke and that's all you're good for.
Why shouldn't women be allowed to play again? Because they aren't good at it? Because I've seen a lot of male players who are equally bad, some a lot more genetically disadvantaged than women supposedly are..!


Robbo said:
...just follow your genetic destiny girls and let the menfolk run the world ... it's much easier that way I think!
Reminds me of the class wars
Robbo said:
...just follow your genetic destiny working class people and let the rich & educated run the world ... it's much easier that way I think!
I know people who were told their only future after school was to go & work in the local box factory or frozen chicken factory. A lot of their classmates did that, dropped out of school and are working there now. It IS the easy way to go, but they could easily do better right? One got picked up and has been working as a Ferrarri mechanic since 16, a couple carried on and went to college, some went to uni.
If you and other people'd kept to those stereotypes, and you'd not pushed yourself (knowing your background), you wouldn't be where you were today, right?
You went and pushed yourself and got a degree (albeit later on) and generally did well for yourself in life- you seem to think that by definition women are born disadvantaged (as possibly you were compared to some others?), well, why do you think it's best for them not to better themselves, as you seem to have?

I don't actually know where I'm going with this because it's rather late :), so, I'll leave it at that.