Hmm, don't talk to me about back pain, I have to take 3 x Cocodamol, 3 x Tramadol, 2 x Diclofenac and 5 x Ibuprofen, three times a day every fackin day !
Just think about Charlie in BB. Pretend the other team are made up entirely of her. If that aint enough to get you going and shoot up every mo fo on the field, then what is.
It was legal... But the quantities I took were a bit silly really. I think all the other drugs I took kinda balanced it all out, preventing death... That being said, I didn't piss for days...
Also handy in the event of a chemical weapons attack by those pesky Al Qaeda types. Although if anyone is looking to buy some VX, I can hook you up.
As for pre-game motivation, lap dance all the way. All that sexual tension needs a release. And if I can't get home and break out the powertools on the Mrs (belt sander to the kidneys, lovely!), I may as well go and shoot some one in the neck.