right, deep breath...
you drive into this huge carpark, single level, capable of holding thousands of cars, buses, motor bikes. free parking. of course there is also a few bike stands
every parking space has automatic cleaning facilities (again free). i was going to say free petrol station but i dont have that big an imagination
automated radiation cannons hidden in the hedgerows, labelled "Patriot Anti-Burglar System Mark VII". also programmed to destroy pesky birds that may otherwise dump something bad on your nice shiny car
several helipads, small private airport, and there's a large dock capable of carrying one of those american super size aircraft carriers that won't fit in portsmouth harbour...
a series of massive fields for caravans, tents and other such malarky, with a heaping helping of mega high quality toilets and showers. surrounded with 15 by 5 foot steel-reinforced concrete walls topped with razor wire to prevent unwanted guests.
now, a simply magnificent, gargantuan building, with a base which is four sqaure miles, several dozen metres above ground. bomb, earthquake, hurricane, tsunami and volcano proof amongst others. 4 stories tall. grand and elegant main entrace, steps slopes and a really agg slanted lift like they got on the eifel tower leading up to it.
the first two floors are dedicated to play, supair field upon field upon field, xball, 7man, 5man, and 10man and/or 3man if you are old school. refs who have crazy electronic chips in their heads which cause them to always make the correct decicision during play, and they get zapped if they try any biased calls, and in return they wield electric batons with which they zap players who think they are ron kilbourne. machines which chrony your gun to perfection, and air it for you.
the third floor consists of team's areas and shops. every brand and make is available, every product in existance right in front of you. the team areas have plush sofas and fancy tables and gun stands and disposal chutes to chuck empty paint boxes, half eaten lunches and unwanted team mates down.
finally, the fourth floor consists of hotels, restaurants and maccy ds and lounges and bars and night clubs with outrageously low prices for 5 star quality. the lounges have huge gaming rooms with various consoles dedicated to awesome games e.g. greg hastings
thats all i can think of really.... EDIT: no it isn't, but id be here all night if i did a scenrio/woodsball area...
