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craig_t

#23 vudoo's mofo
Jul 16, 2006
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simple as just say ill have a one on one with you mate see how much of a sport you think it when your running to your mammy after i use my big fast gun to put 16bps into your tiny little balls if i can find them to actually shoot.
or you could just deck them and say the strength came from that unsporty game called paintball!!!

they usually shut up after you mention the one on one and your marke doing roughly 15bps compared to site inferno or we doing 3bps if there lucky
 

ollgeeze

Elsham eagles frontman 8)
Apr 11, 2005
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simple as just say ill have a one on one with you mate see how much of a sport you think it when your running to your mammy after i use my big fast gun to put 16bps into your tiny little balls if i can find them to actually shoot.
or you could just deck them and say the strength came from that unsporty game called paintball!!!

they usually shut up after you mention the one on one and your marke doing roughly 15bps compared to site inferno or we doing 3bps if there lucky
Words fail me.
 
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ollytheosteo

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simple as just say ill have a one on one with you mate see how much of a sport you think it when your running to your mammy after i use my big fast gun to put 16bps into your tiny little balls if i can find them to actually shoot.
or you could just deck them and say the strength came from that unsporty game called paintball!!!

they usually shut up after you mention the one on one and your marke doing roughly 15bps compared to site inferno or we doing 3bps if there lucky
So what you're suggesting is that if someone says paintball isn't a sport we should take them on a field and shoot them in the balls, or failing that punch them in the face?

If paintball ever does become a sport you will be a fine ambassador for it:)

I think some of our happy band of brothers (and sisters) fall into the other definition of a sport;

"an organism or part that shows an unusual or singular deviation from the normal or parent type; mutation."
 

Luke W

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Oct 7, 2006
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simple as just say ill have a one on one with you mate see how much of a sport you think it when your running to your mammy after i use my big fast gun to put 16bps into your tiny little balls if i can find them to actually shoot.
or you could just deck them and say the strength came from that unsporty game called paintball!!!

they usually shut up after you mention the one on one and your marke doing roughly 15bps compared to site inferno or we doing 3bps if there lucky
How many times has this worked for you?
 

evoonline

CPPS Referee 4 Life.
Feb 14, 2007
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why would u want chavs as friends?
who gives a sh!t about wat anyone else thinks?
if u enjoy it then do it!

all of my friends outside of paintball hate it and think its a waste of money. my parents have tried soooo many times to make me quit ballin. They wont come to local tounaments im in or anything. all that goes away when the 10second call is put out. middle finger is always a good option to people who put paintballin down. whether its in woods or on a sup'air field, ballin is ballin.

my 2p worth.
 

craig_t

#23 vudoo's mofo
Jul 16, 2006
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im sorry but its worked for me a couple of times so dnt go insulting it coz you cant make it work :p you havent got the technique down. unlike me lol when i say about the 15bps they are usually yer right and then i say ill play you one on one and explain ill shoot the **** out of him with a hopper before he can shoot 20 balls HAHA they usually just say nar your orite mate sounds orite actually. then you exit and get around the corner and laugh at them:D

and btw im not sure about being a ambassador, would tha mean i had to give up playing or does it mean i get lots of money to spend on kit so i can play more:rolleyes:

Craig
 

ollgeeze

Elsham eagles frontman 8)
Apr 11, 2005
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im sorry but its worked for me a couple of times so dnt go insulting it coz you cant make it work :p you havent got the technique down. unlike me lol when i say about the 15bps they are usually yer right and then i say ill play you one on one and explain ill shoot the **** out of him with a hopper before he can shoot 20 balls HAHA they usually just say nar your orite mate sounds orite actually. then you exit and get around the corner and laugh at them:D

and btw im not sure about being a ambassador, would tha mean i had to give up playing or does it mean i get lots of money to spend on kit so i can play more:rolleyes:

Craig
You'l find loads of like minded people to share stories with at pbnation mate, honestly. :)
 

SAMUEL.D.RYAN

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Mar 17, 2007
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This is a bit like an arguement i had with some guy who seemed to think sailing wasn't a sport.

Anyway, i reckon it's either a game or a hobby.
... though i can see how airball would be referred to as a sport.