sorrymate your dog comes under the rat catergory tooI don't really like th majority of them mate, but if it keeps you amused, it's worth it.
I have some much more off-colour jokes than the starving africans one if you want to hear them. I just wouldn't want you to be upset.
love and hugs, I'm off to get a beer from the fridge, sign on to Xbox live, and tell some AIDS jokes to some americans.
Btw, I have a dog. He's good, when he isn't being a tool.