It a non serious So whats you non serious answer?Was this a serious or non serious thread? I just want to know if I made a mistake posting or not.
Serious answer:
Find cover. If you're at a disadvantage or even worse if you are caught in a pincer move, fire if you can but concentrate more on getting to the closest piece of cover you can. If you're in cover you are harder to eliminate if you're stood there or dancing about trying to turn the tables you're likely to get shot out.
best answer so farI'd first try and calm down and think about which position I should assume then take up position so I'm not so 'caught with my pants down' (so to speak). I would then start pumping (if I were using a sterling or phantom) my balls at the gentleman whom approached and try and cover him head to toe. My focus would then be on conserving my energy for the next attack so I could give the fellow in front a surprise of my own, popping up and down banging off shots into the facial region for maximum effect and demoralisation.
Even if it took a bashing in the bushes I would have a laugh and a friendly handshake with the boys after our sweaty and frantic encounter.
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