Mugged, or daft.

[JoeJr]

defanatly aids

 

[craig_t]

id say he tried to thieve something and got caught by everyone playing paintball lol.

 

[Sandan]

he's been shot so much one of his nipples has dropped an inch or two!
trouble is, although we know he's a prat if non paintballer people see that they're never gonna try the sport are they? it'll put em right off.

 

[stu]

chicken pox i think thats how you spell it

or daft

 

[Mario]

chicken poks i think thats hoe you spell it

or daft

'pox' my friend 'pox'

****ing moron though.

 

[ionpride]

Silly almost looks like 2 degree burns.

 

[jknight15]

Must have yelled "Kellys suck!!!!" at a very wrong time

 

[Jon C]

i reckon he must of shoutd gay sex rules ok down in alabama

(if you saw top gear last night you will know what i mean)

 

[titoburito]

"Effects of the recent birdflu outbreak"

Either that or GRID.... definately

 

[jknight15]

i reckon he must of shoutd gay sex rules ok down in alabama

(if you saw top gear last night you will know what i mean)

Yeh, i guess unlike Jeremy, Richard and James, this poor guy didn't have a Camaro handy

"She said she was gonna get the boys.........so we decided to scarper"
-Richard Hammond