BigGame007 is GO !
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the best robbo will come out on top on the daytwo Robbos! I didn't think cloning was possible?
It is undoubtedly true Ledz has some terrific qualities when it comes to leading men; he's well respected, he knows paintball, he's a great player and he's a real cool guy as well ........ and so I know I am up against it here but even though (there's always a but it seems) I am nowhere near as well organised as he, I can lead people, I can inspire them and my brain is twenty two and half times the size of his northern attempt at grey matter.
As long as my southern comrades follow whatever dastardly plan we come up with, we will triumph over the norvern monkeys and send them all back down pit from whence they came, and after we whooped their sorry asses, we can let them go back to playing with their pigeons and whippets and dominoes and dole queues and god knows what else all those poor people get up to in those dark dank houses of Coronation Street.
How can any sane man laugh at Roy Chubby fackin Brown, those norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man eat blood and then call it black pudding? those norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man sit down with a flat cap on and move bits of wood with white spots about a table top?, them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man support Man Utd? Them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man shag Bet Lynch? Them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane area of the country put forward 'Last of the Summer Wine' as their answer to 'Friends' ? Them norvern bastids do.
I rest my case, we'll kill them in their pants !!!!
As long as my southern comrades follow whatever dastardly plan we come up with, we will triumph over the norvern monkeys and send them all back down pit from whence they came, and after we whooped their sorry asses, we can let them go back to playing with their pigeons and whippets and dominoes and dole queues and god knows what else all those poor people get up to in those dark dank houses of Coronation Street.
How can any sane man laugh at Roy Chubby fackin Brown, those norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man eat blood and then call it black pudding? those norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man sit down with a flat cap on and move bits of wood with white spots about a table top?, them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man support Man Utd? Them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane man shag Bet Lynch? Them norvern bastids do.
How can any sane area of the country put forward 'Last of the Summer Wine' as their answer to 'Friends' ? Them norvern bastids do.
I rest my case, we'll kill them in their pants !!!!
Last time i looked more man united fans in Great Yarmouth than the north[/QUOTE]
Still norf to me....
Lets look at the facts here
Coronation Street won more awards that Eastenders ever will
Roy Chubby Brown, Billy Connolly, Peter Kay. 3 of the countries top comics all northerners. Hang on who can readily name a southern one
Eat blood - More southerners eat thier steak rare
Dominoes - a game brought into the country by southern sailors in the late 18th Century from France
Man Utd - The worlds most supported Football team
Interestingly there is a book out about the UK's top 36 teams
Teams featured are as follows
- Aberdeen
- Arsenal
- Aston Villa
- Birmingham City
- Blackburn Rovers
- Bolton Wanderers
- Celtic
- Charlton Athletic
- Chelsea
- Crystal Palace
- Dundee Utd
- Everton
- Fulham
- Hearts
- Hibs
- Ipswich
- Leeds
- Leicester
- Liverpool
- Man City
- Man Utd
- Middlesbrough
- Newcastle
- Norwich
- Portsmouth
- Rangers
- Reading
- Sheffield Utd
- Southampton
- Sunderland
- Tottenham Hotspur
- Watford
- West Bromwich
- West Ham
- Wigan
- Wolves
Bet Lynch - no different to Pauline Fowler - Every mans dream 30 or so years ago
Last of the Summer Wine came first by a good few years and Friends is foreign anyway. MMMmm!!! can't think of a southern series that could even match either
Is it cold down there boys
I shouldn't bang on about your troglodyte culture ... it doesn't help your cause.Lets look at the facts here
Coronation Street won more awards that Eastenders ever will
Roy Chubby Brown, Billy Connolly, Peter Kay. 3 of the countries top comics all northerners.
Last of the Summer Wine came first by a good few years and Friends is foreign anyway. MMMmm!!! can't think of a southern series that could even match either
Is it cold down there boys
The examples listed above aren't much more culturally advanced than cave paintings.
Im surprised some of you even have opposable thumbs with which to operate a paintball marker.